[[Okay so this is how this works. It is a choose your own adventure happening on my old notebook. Choose what you want to happen next in the comments. I may take the first one, the least absurd one, the most absurd one. There is no story, it is you, the reader, making the story.]]

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Okay so this is how this works. It is a choose your own adventure happening on my old notebook. Choose what you want to happen next in the comments. I may take the first one, the least absurd one, the most absurd one. There is no story, it is you, the reader, making the story.
This is sort of like MSPaintAdventures (you've inspired me Andrew Hussie), except there is no big picture here. It will go until I run out of old notebooks.